having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about
"I’ve heard so much about you!"
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
THANK YOUIt’s not like we’re saying we wanna fuck themIt’s not like we’re saying we wanna fuck them IT’S NOT LIKE WE’RE SAYING WE WANNA FUCK THEM IT’S NOT LIKE WE’RE SAYING WE WANNA FUCK THEM YOU IGNORANT TURNIP
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants
pros: you won’t want to kill yourself
cons: you might want to kill yourself
The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.
This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.
Put these everywhere
getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed
how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:
- i say things that make zero sense
- i say the random things that come to mind
- i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
- i use dumb emoticons