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mariillustriousmakinami:

having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about

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souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

troyeller:

squeaky-fangirl:

darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

THANK YOU

It’s not like we’re saying we wanna fuck them
It’s not like we’re saying we wanna fuck them IT’S NOT LIKE WE’RE SAYING WE WANNA FUCK THEM IT’S NOT LIKE WE’RE SAYING WE WANNA FUCK THEM YOU IGNORANT TURNIP

soloontherocks:

chowchowmotherfucker:

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants

pros: you won’t want to kill yourself

cons: you might want to kill yourself

shadesofamethyst:

lickystickypickyshe:

The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.

This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.

Put these everywhere

tanpom:

getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed

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viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 
me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep