kouharens:

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,

excalilbur:

things i can’t imagine:

• someone having a crush on me
• someone thinking about me during random times of the day
• someone getting butterflies by thinking of me or talking to me
• someone wanting to talk to me but doesn’t, thinking they’ll annoy me
• someone thinking i’m genuinely cute and wanting to kiss me
• someone wanting to date me
• someone falling in love with me
• someone
• having
• a
• crush
• on
• me

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

you’re welcome

theonyx:

dumbscar:

HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

shadowspaintedblue:

I mean, who can’t love a sexy motherfucker like this

That can do awesome shit like this

And this

But can also look freaking adorable like this?

dustpelt:

“and you will have to present it in front of the class”

internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

laughingstation:

when you unpause a game and forget you’re fighting a bunch of enemies

sadisticmonster:

I would describe my sexuality view as I don’t give a fuck about who you feel attracted to it’s not me anyway